My dentist is pretty smart. But we all have our moments…

Me: So what did you do this weekend?

He: I was in India. Have you been there?

Me: No, I have not managed to travel there yet.

He: They poop on the beaches. Do not go there.

Me: LOL.

Loose phone calls: @@+

Loose phone call when booking an appointment with your favorite dentist: @@@@@